Thursday, December 15, 2011

Expendables 2

It's trailer week here on the Procrastinator's Point. MIB 3 started the summer movie buzz, then G.I. Joe 2 had a surprisingly good trailer, and now the Expendables 2 is here to...well, kick butt.

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Ok, maybe it wasn't the most epicly awesome trailer...but it shows you exactly who is in the film and that's what matters for this franchise. So many action stars packed into one film...but only one stands out, and this blog wouldn't be complete without my favorite Chuck Norris facts.

"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there"
"Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris"
"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas"
"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"

"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody"
"The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack"
"Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris"
"Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn."

"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down"
"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own"
"Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors"

Tell me your favorite Chuck Norris fact in the comments below.

Chuck Norris facts courtesy of