It's trailer week here on the Procrastinator's Point. MIB 3 started the summer movie buzz, then G.I. Joe 2 had a surprisingly good trailer, and now the Expendables 2 is here to...well, kick butt.
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Ok, maybe it wasn't the most epicly awesome trailer...but it shows you exactly who is in the film and that's what matters for this franchise. So many action stars packed into one film...but only one stands out, and this blog wouldn't be complete without my favorite Chuck Norris facts.
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there"
"Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris"
"Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas"
"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"
"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody"
"The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack"
"Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris"
"Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn."
"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down"
"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own"
"Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors"
Tell me your favorite Chuck Norris fact in the comments below.
Chuck Norris facts courtesy of
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
"The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack"
"Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris"
"Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn."
"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down"
"Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own"
"Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors"
Tell me your favorite Chuck Norris fact in the comments below.
Chuck Norris facts courtesy of
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
My favorite Chuck Norris fact?
ReplyDelete"There are 10 million people playing World Of Warcraft because Chuck Norris allows them to live"
Google "Find Chuck Norris" and press the I'm feeling lucky button.
ReplyDeleteIf done correctly, you will see this webpage...
http://www.nochucknorris.com/
Chuck Norris tears hold the cure for cancer. Unfortunately Chuck Norris never cries.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris doesn't do push ups...he pushes the Earth down.
What's under Chuck's beard? Another fist.